Easter 2022, if Trump had won

I happen to be spending the day in a dead-red conservative county. I was imagining how Easter might have been here if the Orange Pusbag was President.

1. Annual Easter Grenade Hunt. Live fire exercise for kids 8 and older. "We lose a few kids every year, but the survivors are combat-ready."

2. Every Easter basket has a big chocolate Trump in it. It's orange and tastes terrible.

3. Easter sermon at The Church of Racial Purity: "God Loves White People."

4. Presentation at the community center: "Why Black People Voting is Unconstitutional."

5. Gala community Easter dinner at the Rec Center: "Celebrate Easter Whiteness."

6. Gun show at the fairgrounds: "He's six years old. Isn't it time he learned to shoot? Discount ammo for customers under 18."

7. Easter Parade with a Marjorie Taylor Greene blimp (she's holding an AK-47).

Due to supply chain issues, the shipment of Genuine Bigly Trump Hams ($129 each) didn't arrive in time, so we're having "Tucker Fritters" and "De Santis Ribs."

Oh, and the eleven gun battles within the city limits produced only 150 casualties--Trumpers are terrible shots when they're drunk.

If Trump had won the election there would be no war in Ukraine.

True. Russia would have taken over the country, killing a couple of million citizens in the process, within the first few weeks of January 2021. Why so quickly? Trump would have sent all that advanced weaponry to Russia.

Kevin doesn't have a clue on reality.  Putin didn't invade Ukraine under Trump because Putin understood that Trump would have crushed the invasion.  Putin correctly assumed that Biden's a pussy.

I don't want to waste any more time on hypotheticals, but I'd like to point out two elements for Boiler's edification:

1. Trump had a hard-on for Ukraine because they refused to come up with nonexistent dirt on Hunter Biden, even after being blackmailed for a third of a billion dollars.

2. Trump had and still has abiding love for Vladimir Putin, a "very strong" dictator.

Trump would have aided the invasion. Putin held off because he wanted to see if Trump would win in 2020, in which case he could have just walked right in, since Trump wouldn't have sent any aid to Ukraine. As it was, Putin guessed that the US and the NATO powers would be too divided to stop him. Oopsy.

Trump wanted to withdraw from NATO and wouldn't have cooperated with them in any way, especially since he considered Ukraine to be his enemy. Ukraine would be a smoking wasteland now if Trump was President.

The entire world can thank whatever gods may be that Trump isn't President. Except, of course, the Orange Pusbag's man-bro Putin. That's obvious, and I won't debate the obvious.

Yep - Trump had Putin shaking in his boots.

 PJ = brain spur

Meanwhile our president (Mr. 5 draft deferments) is shaking too.  Shaking invisible hands.  This was just last week after falsely claiming to have been a full professor for 4 years.  Truth is he was made an honorary professor...never taught a course and was paid a million bucks for a handful of speeches.  Did he forget the facts or just lie to us?

And the dead-ender democrats around here are in the minority as a full 62% of Americans believe Putin would not have invaded Ukraine if Trump were still president.

Putin would not have invaded Ukraine if Trump were president: poll (nypost.com)

"A further 59% of voters said Putin had decided to invade because Putin sensed weakness on the part of President Biden."  Of course that's right.  You just can't handle the truth.  Record inflation, declining standard of living, open border about to get worse, high gas prices, the botched Afghanistan withdrawal.  Open your eyes.  This administration is a disaster.  You're looking more and more removed from reality every day.  Just like the 'The Big Guy'.

"Nice to meet ya.  I'm ...eh er..."

      Well, brain spur, what do you have to say now? You always have a smart assed remark/picture to respond with - lets hear it.

You conservitards are sooooo predictable. You're like robots. Whatever the conservitard media plants in your minds, you dutifully spit out.

The RepubliQ have been running around saying that Biden is responsible for the Ukraine invasion. That's not based on any assessment of reality. It's based on their perception that they can score political brownie points from the "base."

I don't give a rat's ass what some fake-ass poll supposedly said about American opinions. It was the New York Post--not exactly an actual news source, and their polling methodology is awful. But even if a lot of Americans think that way, so what? Does that mean they're right?

I notice that Charles and the rest of you scum cherry-pick "data" that agrees with your preconceived notions. Of course, anybody with a brain knows that Putin believed that the RepubliQ had succeeded in dividing the US so thoroughly that Biden wouldn't be able to rally the US to respond. So he invaded. If anyone in America "caused" the Ukraine invasion, it was the divisive, traitorous RepubliQ.

If Trump was President, Ukraine would now be uninhabitable, with millions dead--because Trump would have sent advanced weapons to the Russians, and nothing to Ukraine. He would also have told NATO to go fuck themselves.