He sent ICE thugs and National Guard goons to Charlotte, and I believe other NC cities as well.
An aide gently pointed out to Trump that North Carolina has no border with Mexico and is, in fact, several hundred miles away. Another lackey slapped the aide and used a Sharpie to redraw the US map, highlighting the UNDEFENDED THOUSAND MILE LONG BORDER between North Carolina and Mexico.
The offending aide was dragged away and boiled alive.
I for one am thrilled by Trump's noble efforts to save us from the menace of North Carolina. We here in Oregon are a mere 2,500 miles away. Who knows what could happen???
