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Funny.  Thanks.

Nice to see a totally inane,light hearted, non political post from Kitchen sink. Thanks

More humor.

 

 

A man comes home to find his wife packing a bag.

He asks "where are you going?"

Wife answers "Las Vegas".  Husband queries "Why?"

Answering " I found out a woman can make $800 for what

I do with you for nothing".

Husband starts packing a bag for himself.  Wife says "where 

are you going?"  "Vegas of course"  Puzzled she asks why?

 

"Because I want to see how you live on $800 a year."

 

 

 

 


I like it!

Really old one, tagging onto David Miller's joke theme:

 

Q:  What are the three major forms of communication in the United States?

 

A:  Telephone, telegraph, and tell a woman.

 

Rim shot...

Originally posted by: Candy Wright

Really old one, tagging onto David Miller's joke theme:

 

Q:  What are the three major forms of communication in the United States?

 

A:  Telephone, telegraph, and tell a woman.

 

Rim shot...


LOL.  I like it.

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Originally posted by: Boilerman

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."


Ha ha ha ha. 

Originally posted by: Boilerman

A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."


Oh Boiler, that is weak!

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