Eye for an eye: How to end the Iran war

We made a series of unprovoked attacks, without a declaration of war, and killed their elderly leader.

 

In order to atone for that, we should kill OUR elderly leader. 

 

I would expect Iran to want reparations for the hundreds of deaths and massive damage our attacks caused. That can perhaps be done by liquidating Trump's assets and offering the proceeds to Iran.

 

It's only fair. Maybe the new Ayatollah would want to own a few casinos?

Maybe you need a referral to the FBI?

Maybe Trump and the Ayatollah should have an old fashioned dual to settle the war.

The LVA gets upset and suspends David for starting to many threads but thinks threads like this is ok


Originally posted by: tom

The LVA gets upset and suspends David for starting to many threads but thinks threads like this is ok


LVA didn't suspend Miller. So why do you think this thread isn't "OK"? Because you're a drooling Trump butt-slave?

 

The world would be much, much better off if Trump was dead. That's my opinion, and I'm not alone. If you want to continue to express your love for the Orange Pedo Rapist, go ahead. I'm not going to bitch about you expressing YOUR opinions, stupid as they may be.

Originally posted by: Inigo Montoya

Maybe you need a referral to the FBI?


It is my right to express my opinions. It is my right to wish for the death of any individual. And I doubt very much that you want Trump to go on living, either.

 

It is NOT your right to suppress my expression of my opinions, whether or not you agree with them.

Originally posted by: Mark

Maybe Trump and the Ayatollah should have an old fashioned dual to settle the war.


Yeah, but Trump already murdered the guy's father, so justice would best be served by a bomb dropped on Trump's head.

 

I do think Iran realizes that they're at war with Trump, not with America. Turn Trump into puppy chow and they'll negotiate a peace. Leave Trump alone, and there never will be peace.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

We made a series of unprovoked attacks, without a declaration of war, and killed their elderly leader.

 

In order to atone for that, we should kill OUR elderly leader. 

 

I would expect Iran to want reparations for the hundreds of deaths and massive damage our attacks caused. That can perhaps be done by liquidating Trump's assets and offering the proceeds to Iran.

 

It's only fair. Maybe the new Ayatollah would want to own a few casinos?


I think I remember an old Star Trek episode like that.  Kirk was fighting the Lizard (Gorn) 

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

I think I remember an old Star Trek episode like that.  Kirk was fighting the Lizard (Gorn) 


Yeah, but in that episode, the humans and the Gorn had no prior history. That's why I don't think a Turd-Ayatollah duel would be just. Iran shouldn't lose two leaders in a row. 

 

From a practical standpoint, I can imagine that what pisses off the Iranian regime the most is that we murdered their leader. If we could atone for that by killing the murderer, then maybe they would be willing to bury the hatchet.

 

Also, shouldn't someone, national leader or other, who deliberately kills 2,000 people for his own personal aggrandizement be killed himself?

 

And before stupid ugly little Tommy chimes in, whatever regime Iran had or has and their internal affairs are none of our business. How many wars have we gotten ourselves into because we thought we had the right to fuck with the destinies of other countries? (There was always an excuse, of course: COMMIES, WMDs, etc. etc.)

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