You clearly have no concept of international markets especially how the BRICS are working to change the global reserve currency to a gold backed one outside of the USD. I hope you don't have all your shekels and 401k exclusively in the US Stock Market, you'll be in for a surprise.
But you can always go back to your original talent as the guy on Fremont street with the 'kick me in the balls' for $20. I know that was lucrative for you and kind of a grift since yours haven't yet dropped.