The five Trumper stages of grief

The man Trumpers worship is going down, and they are experiencing the classic five stages of grief.

 

1. Denial. He didn't do it! It's all FAKE NOOZE! And even if he did it, he didn't really do it! DAWWWWK!

2. Anger. I can't believe the liberal Democrat deep state socialist agenda yada yada yada is attacking our wonderful President! Everybody who reports news about the inquiry is STOOPID and a filthy liar! I'm going outside to kick the dog!

3. Bargaining. Well, yeah, he did it, but it's not so bad and maybe even kinda legal. We all know the President can commit any crime while in office and he can't be prosecuted. I know, because I heard Sean Hannity say so!

4. Depression. Curled up in a corner, whimpering softly, and eating your MAGA hat.

5. Acceptance. I never liked Trump anyway!

 

It's ultimately a cathartic and healing process and our Trumpers will emerge from their grief with renewed hearts, souls, and minds. They'll say to themselves, "God, I was a stupid asshole for supporting Trump!" and focus on becoming decent human beings once again.

 

Or, they'll just keep on loser-raving.

Self-reflection isn't a quality most conservatives possess. I suspect in the end they will abandon Trump telling themselves and everyone else he was never really their guy.  Then they will move on to their next "daddy."

 

 

Village idiot nut jobs will never admit any wrong doing by the dumbass,regardless of what he does.I've overheard several people say they would vote for him again,wether they like him or not,just so they can get their agenda pushed through.

Originally posted by: bbking

Village idiot nut jobs will never admit any wrong doing by the dumbass,regardless of what he does.I've overheard several people say they would vote for him again,wether they like him or not,just so they can get their agenda pushed through.


The most idiotic part is that their agenda won't come to pass if they do manage to elect him again. Just look at Trump's record on his promises:

 

1. Destroy everybody's health care. Failed.

2. Hunt down and deport all immigrants (legal or not). Failed.

3. Cut taxes for corporations and the rich. Succeeded--for now.

4. Build a $40 billion wall and man it with an army trained to shoot to kill--into Mexico. Failed.

5. Reduce the prices of prescription drugs. Failed miserably.

6. "Drain the swamp"--reduce corruption in American goverment. HAHAHAHAHA! Failed.

7. Make the lives of American workers better. Tariffs and trade wars--failed utterly.

 

But yeah, these morons will tell themselves that he actually did zillions of wonderful things, the bigliest accomplishments in history, and he's the bestest mostest wonderfulest President ever. The irony is that Trumpers' dream of an all-white nationalist fascist country is being made even less likely by Trump's actions.

 

And I, too, overhear conversations where people are saying they're going to vote for him regardless of whatever crimes he may have committed. For instance (and I directly quote): "With those Democrats in charge, we had eight years of a n****r President and then almost elected a bitch. I'm glad I got my guns, if a Democrat wins this time, I might have to do something."

 

Trumpers' evil and stupidity probably can never be eliminated--all we can do is marginalize them. Rounding them up and performing mass lobotomies and sterilizations will have to come later, when we LIBURRALS finally implement our SOOOOOOCIALIST AGENDA bwahahahahaaaa.


 Troll says; "1. Destroy everybody's health care. Failed.

2. Hunt down and deport all immigrants (legal or not). Failed.

3. Cut taxes for corporations and the rich. Succeeded--for now.

4. Build a $40 billion wall and man it with an army trained to shoot to kill--into Mexico. Failed.

5. Reduce the prices of prescription drugs. Failed miserably.

6. "Drain the swamp"--reduce corruption in American goverment. HAHAHAHAHA! Failed.

7. Make the lives of American workers better. Tariffs and trade wars--failed utterly."                         REALITY-- ALL of these Failures are because the DemocRats REFUSE to sit down and legislate for the good of the nation. Their SOLE agenda since the Presidental election has been to remove this President. They are the real FAILURES. Vote each and every one of these lying traitors out of office and replace them with people who love America and will work to Make America Great Again.----- The insane suggestion of "man it with an army trained to shoot to kill" is the Trolls Hitleresque verbage that shows just how mentally defective he is. 

Stalker can't read. I stated building the wall and posting an army at it as one of Trump's promises--that was not kept.

 

Stalker is stuck in Stage 2: Anger.

 " And I, too, overhear conversations where people are saying they're going to vote for him regardless of whatever crimes he may have committed. For instance (and I directly quote): "With those Democrats in charge, we had eight years of a n****r President and then almost elected a bitch. I'm glad I got my guns, if a Democrat wins this time, I might have to do something."

Truely a sad group of human beings.

Sure.  What one idiot you found applies to half the country.  Yeah, that's democrat logic.

Did I say that idiot was the only one I've overheard? No. I've heard hundreds like him. And I haven't listened to half the country--it's impossible to overhear tens of millions of conversations. But all you have to do to find several thousand such idiots is to attend a Trump hate rally. Oh, they're out there.

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