The man Trumpers worship is going down, and they are experiencing the classic five stages of grief.
1. Denial. He didn't do it! It's all FAKE NOOZE! And even if he did it, he didn't really do it! DAWWWWK!
2. Anger. I can't believe the liberal Democrat deep state socialist agenda yada yada yada is attacking our wonderful President! Everybody who reports news about the inquiry is STOOPID and a filthy liar! I'm going outside to kick the dog!
3. Bargaining. Well, yeah, he did it, but it's not so bad and maybe even kinda legal. We all know the President can commit any crime while in office and he can't be prosecuted. I know, because I heard Sean Hannity say so!
4. Depression. Curled up in a corner, whimpering softly, and eating your MAGA hat.
5. Acceptance. I never liked Trump anyway!
It's ultimately a cathartic and healing process and our Trumpers will emerge from their grief with renewed hearts, souls, and minds. They'll say to themselves, "God, I was a stupid asshole for supporting Trump!" and focus on becoming decent human beings once again.
Or, they'll just keep on loser-raving.
