Buoyed by the success of his bombing raid on Iran, Donald Trump ordered three B-52 strikes on Los Angeles, using the "bunker buster" bombs that had been dropped on Iran. The targets were: a hospital where an illegal immigrant was employed as a janitor, a church that had provided free food to migrant workers, and a Spanish-language radio station that had called Trump a "fool." Trump reported the raid as a "smashing success," with "only" 239 deaths and 771 total casualties. "They didn't vote for me, so I don't care," Trump was overheard saying.
Fox News somewhat dampened the celebrations when they reported that "President Trump's glorious attack on rebellious California, the haven of billions of illegals" had failed to kill the "illegal janitor," who was not at work--it was his day off. They noted that the church had been completely destroyed--"No more free tacos for the illegals!" and the radio station was now a fifteen foot-deep hole in the ground. "They may never be able to identify all the bodies," said Tucker Carlson, with a big smile.
Trump immediately ordered a victory parade in Washington, with "the brave bomber crews" as guests of honor and featuring 1,000 recently captured immigrants marched in chains before his flag-bedecked stand.
A Trump supporter drove his truck into a crowd of people in Pasadena who were protesting the bombings. He killed 22 people and injured 45 more. President Trump immediately pardoned him.
Trump warned, "We have plenty of these bombs left, for anyone who coddles illegals."
