June 1, 2026:
10,000 Marines come ashore in southwestern Iran to support the 1,000 paratroopers who have been dropped there the night before.
Iran detonates an EMP weapon 5,000 feet above the invasion fleet.
All airborne aircraft are disabled and fall into the sea. All ships lose power, communications, and propulsion. The troops on the beach lose radios, computers, and Wi-Fi. Their heavier weapons are disabled, and they are down to small arms.
As the commanders of the invasion fleet watch helplessly, the American troops are gradually surrounded by Revolutionary Guard soldiers and cut off from any avenue of retreat. A three-day pitched battle ensues, in which the US troops resist fiercely but eventually run out of ammo. The 6,450 survivors are taken hostage, while their dead comrades are left to rot in the desert sun.
A series of drone attacks sinks the American aircraft carrier and seven of its escort ships, as the EMP weapon has disabled their defenses.
Iran announces it will execute 100 American prisoners every day until the US withdraws all its forces from the region. Trump says that any soldiers who were captured are "pussies" and deserve to die.
The last remaining US soldiers are beheaded, as Iran posts the videos of that on worldwide social media.
Trump declares victory and runs off to Mar El Asshole in the middle of the night. He spends the rest of his term supervising the construction of his dream project, the Epstein Memorial Rape Camp
2027: Iran detonates nuclear weapons above Tel Aviv and Washington.
So much winning!
