Georgia removes non-citizens from voting rolls, saving democracy at last

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/23/politics/georgia-raffensperger-noncitizens-registered/index.html

 

Turns out MAGA was right, Georgia found 20 non-citizen registered voters and 9 of them had voted! This is out of 8.2 million voters. My conclusion is that it's time and money we'll spent to secure our election and country!  

 

(This is satire written by me, I have not copied from anyone. For an explanation of satire please see multiple post from other contributors)

Edited on Oct 24, 2024 4:38am

I have the absolute truth (no capital letters needed!) direct to you from Oregon. We have a state program where people who get driver's licenses are automatically registered to vote, if they're otherwise eligible. However, about 1000 non-citizens were mistakenly registered due to clerical error during the last election cycle.

 

So AHA!!!! Massive voter fraud! Liberal conspiracy!!! Ballot frabulating!! STOP THE SQUEAL!!!

 

Except...

 

Of the 1000 ballots mistakenly sent out, only 6 were actually cast. Of those six, only two made it past the first stage of the process, and then they were declared invalid.

 

CRIME WAVE!!!!!!

 

 

I have the absolute truth (no capital letters needed!) direct to you from Oregon. We have a state program where people who get driver's licenses are automatically registered to vote, if they're otherwise eligible. However, about 1000 non-citizens were mistakenly registered due to clerical error during the last election cycle.

 

So AHA!!!! Massive voter fraud! Liberal conspiracy!!! Ballot frabulating!! STOP THE SQUEAL!!!

 

Except...

 

Of the 1000 ballots mistakenly sent out, only 6 were actually cast. Of those six, only two made it past the first stage of the process, and then they were declared invalid.

 

CRIME WAVE!!!!!!

 

 

Trumps story is 6 million illegal aliens voted in 2016.    And by "6 million" he meant "8".   

 

 

Edited on Oct 23, 2024 8:33pm
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