Go Patriots...

Mark if it comes out that this female, I assume, was under age or unwilling then a stand corrected, in Vegas both of my brothers were offered hand-jobs for about the same price and the girls were extremely forward and made my gay brother very uncomfortable, he just went there for a massage, and the gal treated him as if there was something wrong with him, my other brother took the offer, but how would he know her age or if it was against her will, when she was the aggressive one. I am damn glad I am married! JEEZ

Originally posted by: Don

Mark writes: " . . . he could have hired Elsa Jean for $1,500."

 

Poor old DonDiego just Googled "Elsa Jean".   She sure is purty. 


I agree. She is on my bucket list. 

Molly,

 

I know two guys who went to one of those Asian massage parlors in Las Vegas at the recommendation of a cab driver. And before you ask, no, I wasn't one of the guys. They paid $100 cash each for their massage. There was no talk of extra services.  After they paid, they got led back to a private room. They each got a standard non-sexual massage for the first few minutes of their session. They were beginning to feel very disappointed but then the girls started sucking on their ear lobes and gently blowing into their ears to get them worked up.

 

After a few minutes of this, the girls suddenly stopped. They said they needed more money if they wanted to take it further. Both of the guys coughed up an additional $300.  The girls stipped them down to their underwear and began rubbing their bodies against theirs. The guys were getting really excited at this point thinking the big moment was right around the corner.  Suddenly, the girls stopped again and said we need an additional $300 to continue.

 

The two marks coughed up another $300.  The girls climbed back on top of them and started kissing their necks and slowly worked their way down their bodies planting velvety soft kisses as they made their way down. Just when the guys were sure of what was coming next, the girls suddenly stopped again demanding another $300 each to finish. They guys finally realized they were being drained of all their cash, left the premises and walked from somewhere just off Industrial Drive back to their room at the Flamingo. 

 

When I was told this story by one of the participants, I smiled before saying, "What are you complaining about? You went to Vegas to get f***ed and you got f***ed."

 

That is typically how these places work.  Your brother that took the offer was probably exaggerating about the total cost not wanting you to know how much he spent. 

 

Lawrence Taylor tried the same argument.  How was he supposed to know? The court didn't find that argument persuasive.  It happens every day in the context of teens and young adults.  A girl tells an 18-year-old boy she like that she is 16. She has sex with him. The girl's parents find out. They call the police. It turns out the girl was 15.  The boy gets charged with statutory rape and ends up on the sex offender list. 

Edited on Feb 25, 2019 5:47pm

LMAO, your 2 friends are huge suckers, my nephew has talked pros down to $200 for everything, no ear sucking. My brothers tell me the truth it was $75 extra for a happy ending in Chinatown, I get massages in Chinatown that are 100 percent legit,  they were on the side streets. I made damn sure I was at a massage only place.


mark's knowledge of this subject seems very extensive; almost as if drawn from personal experiience

I am sure Saint Mark has his share of skeletons in the closet - any videos available?

Originally posted by: David Miller

I am sure Saint Mark has his share of skeletons in the closet - any videos available?


No, Mark is sinless in the eyes of God.  At least he must think so, to always take such glee in the misfortunes, misdeeds, misadventures, mistakes, any mis'es... of others.   Proven or unproven.   All true or partially true or not so much true.  Misery loves company, I guess.

Originally posted by: David Miller

I am sure Saint Mark has his share of skeletons in the closet - any videos available?


That explains a lot. All of this time Doc has been pining to see me nude. 

Candy, I committed a lot of sins. A life without sin is a life of regrets. 

 

I take great glee in the misfortune of hypocrites. For years all I head from Conservatives was Clinton's cock, Clinton's cock, Clinton's Cock...  I am duty bound to impeach President Clinton because of the "Rule of Law." It makes no difference he lied about a consensual blow job because you know rule of law. Then there was the endless parade of faux scandals and conspiracy theories such as the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One, Seth Rich, birtherism, Pizza Gate, Jade Helm, Hillary's emails, Vince foster and who could forget Benghazi.

 

So, yes, I take great glee in watching conservatives debase themselves on a daily basis making excuses for real misdeeds, real corruption and evidence of unlawful acts.  I am not going to miss an opportunity to hold their heads down and smear their face in their own filth. There is no misery in such a chore. In fact, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. 

 

Edited on Feb 26, 2019 2:29pm

Mark, I hear you on Vince Foster...we had a feeling something was rotten in Denmark, or DC.  We knew Vince to be a prince of people, one with scrupples.  Whatever occurred, he didn't deserve it, even a death by natural causes, sudden cardiac death, whatever.   A young man with smarts and integrity and a family.  So sad.  I suppose we shall never know, but God knows and will exact the necessary retribution.

 

As for your "Rule of Law", I'm not sure that applies to genital-gate.  Misbehavior by any federal employee (of which I was one), on or off duty, as much as you and I would like to see the full force of punishment applied in some situations, is widely interpreted to suit the situation, and the clout of the rule breaker wins the day on whether it goes anywhere.

 

Mark, I know you will tell me that Clinton lied under oath about his below deck, er desk roll in the hay, so to speak.  And that lying under oath has legal consequences.  But this is one that you should just set aside.  He got his share of embarrassment, IMO.  What must his daughter think?  The world knows, and he finally owned up to the deed, did he not?  His ladies will continue to want money or fame, write books and give interviews now and then.  What else do you want to happen?  Can an ex POTUS be impeached, and do you have the resources to put something in motion?   

 

You already have so many targets to keep up with, why not thin the list?  It isn't for you to stay on the case of every miscreant just to insure life long shame.  Just hope that nobody finds something, anything, any one of YOUR mistakes to post all over YouTube and everywhere just for perpetual embarrassment and shame.  I already forgive you for whatever sin you committed, because I certainly don't qualify to throw a stone.  There are a few I hope are burning in hell right now (Hitler comes to mind), but letting go of some on your list could be very freeing.

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