Good news about Covid!

Covid Deaths Probably Cost Republicans the Midterms

 

Because the hydroxychloroquine, horse paste, Clorox Bleach, China virus, Fauci-is-evil crowd is vaccine-hesitant, GOPers are dying at a rate of 70-80% higher than Democrats.

 

I don't buy the above claim completely, but so far it's pretty well established that the Arizona GOP Attorney General candidate lost because of his ignorant voters.

 

So you know.........Silver lining!

I think it's true, at least to some extent, that Florida Man and Texas Cowboy Bob, etc., died in greater numbers than normal people. And those who died were mostly over 50, so, the worst and most rabid of the MAGA moron crowd.

 

Unfortunately, hospitals can't request the political affiliation of their patients. They also can't refuse patients who show up from hospitals in other areas that have overflowed. That's a shame, because otherwise, during the pandemic when Idaho sent thousands of covid patients to Oregon and Washington, we could have just laughed at them, handed them a bottle of bleach, and told them to go home.

 

Next, we need a virus that kills only MAGAs.

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