Good news: he may die. That spot in Hell that Satan's been saving for him won't go to waste.
Bad news: he may never be prosecuted for his multiple crimes.
Good news: he'll probably no longer be Senate Minority Leader.
Bad news: those in line to replace him are hyperconservative Nazis from South Dakota and Wyoming, respectively.
Good news: stupid Tommie-poo is going to switch over to twice-daily postings about how Mitch is senile.
Bad news: that won't happen...because that would be consistent and un-hypocritical...atypical of STP.