Originally posted by: MisterPicture
You've probably already read that, since the vaccines came out, Republican-leaning areas have a 43% higher excess death rate than Democratic-leaning areas.
But here's the latest killer (pun intended): From the age of 25, college graduates, on average, live an additional 58.5 years. But non-college graduates only live another 50 on average. And we all know which party is favored by college graduates.
So if you happen to be a Republican......well, this may be goodbye.
Yeah, but the flip side is:
1. Democrats use birth control. Republicans pray.
2. Democrats get abortions when a baby isn't wanted. Republicans chain up pregnant women and force them to give birth, even if the father was a rapist.
3. Democrats who can't get laid don't get laid. Republicans who can't get laid find someone to rape.
4. Democrats have small families, and some never have children at all. Republicans pop out kid after kid after kid until their women hit menopause.
5. Democrats work and go to school and sometimes don't have time for sex. Republicans have lots of time (and beer) after the Jerry Springer show is over.
So you're going to have lots of trailer trash rugrats scurrying around for the foreseeable future...probably nine or ten for every one Democratic child who will grow up to be someone smart and useful.