Gotta hand it to the Global Grifter

The Turd just bullied Kazakhstan into an agreement whereby they will allow him to loot their huge and as yet untapped tungsten reserves. When asked how they would be paid for this precious resource, he replied, "Maybe I won't bomb them."

Eric Trump has been appointed to the new Cabinet position of Czar of Tungsten. His pay will be $250 million a year, "plus bonuses." The Senate confirmed his appointment in a five-minute closed-door session held at 1:00 am.

Truth Social has a link that admirers can use to get the commemorative medal--made of 1% tungsten!--fot the introductory price of $495.99. Limit ten per customer.

Trump announced plans to replace the Statue of Liberty with the Trump Freedom Monument, a 500-foot-tall replica of him made entirely of tungsten. When a reporter pointed out that that would take more tungsten than is currently known to exist in the entire world, he replied, "Shut up, Piggy" and had her dragged away and thrown into the Reflecting Pool.

The scariest thing about this post is it's hard to tell which parts are serious and which parts are in jest. 

   This pathetic attempt at satirical humor is another one of Lying Lewis's attempts to besmirch President Trump and his family. Lewis, like the DemocRAT party, has nothing of substance to offer other than asinine, crude, made up lies and rancor. Lewis is mentally ill - as he proves with each and every posting. 

It's all true! I saw it on Facebook, and as David has so often told us, everything there is 100% factual!

Oh, I forgot to add the sales tax, shipping and handling, and processing fee to the advertised cost for the Trump Tungsten Medal. Those additional charges make the cost an even $700, higher in Alaska and Hawaii.*

*Use the code "PIGGY" on the website to get expedited processing.

 Unlike my Facebook postings where I post a link, Lying Lewis either "forgot" to post a link - or the most plausable reason - Lying Lewis made up this concoction of lies.I am sure it is the latter. 

So a link makes anything absolutely true?

Got it, Piggy!

   A link provides a source that can be proven as true - or untrue. You lied when you said you saw it on Facebook. If you did not lie, then prove me wrong and post a link.

Look it up on Google, Piggy!