Guess which presidential candidate has a secret Chinese bank account.

I know this is a tough one, so here are some hints:

He paid:

$188,561 in taxes to China

$130,000 to Stormy Daniels

$750 in taxes to the US

Maybe that's why he badmouths China all the time.

Seems like China has a more "simpler, fairer" tax code than the one implemented by Paul Ryan and Donny TaxCheat.

Mr. Trump, well technically not Mr. Trump but Mr. Trump's corporations also have accounts in Great Britain and Ireland.

Why might this be?

i. Mr. Trump's corporations own golf courses in Great Britain and Ireland.

ii. Mr. Trump has been pursuing possible business deals in China for several years.

Ref: New York Times

Oh, . . . and if poor old DonDiego knows about these accounts they really are not "secret" are they?

It most certainly is a secret as to how much money Presidet Trump's private enterprise profits from foreign states while he serves in office.    The emoluments clause was designed to keep such a flagrant conflict of interest and easily corrupted scenario from existing.   Unfortunately enforcement  requires a Congress that actually engages in its powers of checks-and-balances.    

So I guess we'll just have to take honest-Don's word for his ethical business deals that he refuses any transparency into.    And why not?  Its not like he's been untruthful about anything else.

OK, "formerly secret."

That aside, the President's finances, unlike those of every President before him, remain an obscure, dark, murky swamp. We've learned how deeply in hock he is and that he's managed to stay afloat all these years only by committing massive tax fraud, but his ties to Russia and China? We may never know the extent of his "obligations."