I'm having a get-together with some friends. We've all recently (within a week) tested negative and we've all agreed that no one is going to bring a family member or guest who hasn't been tested. There are reports of whining about this.
We're going to do the usual stuff---BBQ, lawn games, drink beer. One of my friends is bringing a rather impressive arsenal of fireworks that will be legal for the front lawn. I made a giant tub of guacamole that based on previous experience, is going to last about ten minutes. Another friend has procured a mountain of pork ribs and will be showcasing his Stone Age grilling skills.
This town has canceled all Fourth events because of a fear of the consequences of congregating. If your local authorities are so irresponsible as to allow such events, I urge you not to attend. Stay home and make your celebrations modest and small.
Think of this as the Fourth before we get rid of two terrible diseases that have a symbiotic relationship: Covid-19 and Trump. Keep yourselves and your families safe, and we will get through this. For today, enjoy being Americans (even if you're secretly wishing you lived in some other country at this point).
