Today's Tesla-go-boom might have been #3. If the current pace of one a month keeps up, Trump will easily beat his idol, Hitler.

 

Of course, Trump would also have to survive all those attempts. 

 

I for one look forward to seeing his head explode in a cloud of red goo--captured lovingly on high-def video. Ideally, whoever cancels Trump will take out JD Cat-Eater as well.

 

But y'know, that's just not the way Democrats solve problems, darn it. Maybe they won't have to, though; Trump's economy-wrecking policies will piss off just as many Republiholes as Democrats. And the Republiholes all own and worship guns.