How Many Lady Friends Should I Line Up For My Next Trip?

Its the same relationship Donald has with Melania....and every pornstar / hooker he cheated on her with.    And that didn't seem to impact Woodpecker's vote.

Yep, he doesn't get what a hypocrite he is. And unlike Trump, I don't sexually assault women. Maybe that's why I don't have his endorsement. You have to sexually assault women like Trump before Woodpecker approves.

Truth be told there are lots of beautiful women in the world, but the ones I invite to spend time with me as a registered guest at the hotel I am staying in, have something special in their personalities that I like. Maybe they are highly intelligent and have a wicked sense of humor. Maybe they are someone that is easygoing that likes to watch movies in the room with me when I am not feeling social.  Maybe they are someone that pushes me out of my comfort zone and introduces me to new things or gets me to look at life in a new way. 

I feel sorry for Woodpecker. It is obvious he isn't living his best life and has to justify to himself reasons for staying stuck in his unhappy life.

Few if any morals is your issues!

I have far more morals than the guy you thought was virtuous enough to be President. 

My biggest failing is my honesty.  I am not much on lying and most people would prefer be told what they want to hear rather than the truth about anything.  It has been a real ablatross around my neck. 

Bad grammar are your issue.

Gosh Kevin, I wish that was my only issue! 👌

Looks like baby has claimed all of my roster spots for my next trip. 

Please don't send pictures.  We already know.

Baby is a very good looking young woman.