Great news! For all of the anti-socialists who received socialist checks off the government tit - you now have the ability to return that awful government money. The IRS has provided a means by which free-market purists can redeem themselves from 4 trillion dollar government bailout.
This is a great opportunity for the Venezuela hyperbolists to live by their own bullshit.
Simply follow these easy instructions:
1. Submit a personal check or money order to the IRS address corresponding to your state — you'll find that list here.
2. Make it payable to "U.S. Treasury" and write "2020EIP" along with the recipient's Social Security number or individual taxpayer identification (TIN) number.
3. Write a note to include with the check explaining why it's being returned.
