How to return your Venezuela check

Great news!   For all of the anti-socialists who received socialist checks off the government tit  - you now have the ability to return that awful government money.   The IRS has provided a means by which free-market purists can redeem themselves from 4 trillion dollar government bailout. 

 

This is a great opportunity for the Venezuela hyperbolists to live by their own bullshit.

 

Simply follow these easy instructions:

1. Submit a personal check or money order to the IRS address corresponding to your state — you'll find that list here.

2. Make it payable to "U.S. Treasury" and write "2020EIP" along with the recipient's Social Security number or individual taxpayer identification (TIN) number.

3. Write a note to include with the check explaining why it's being returned. 

 

 

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I never got one????

Originally posted by: Boilerman

I never got one????


You should have, unless your income was high enough to disqualify you.

 

I used mine to replace the clutch in my car. But afterwards, I read one of Boilerman's rants about "free shit," and I was so filled with remorse that I deliberately drove it into a tree.

teechur and DonDiego deposited their checks into their checking accounts.

 

n.b. Poor old DonDiego opposes the idea of the Government sending out "free money" to everyone.  Ultimately the cost will simply be added to the national debt on which all Americans will be paying interest forever, or until the inevitable destruction of civilization or, perhaps, even the planet.  But DonDiego is, in fact, pretty old already, so screw 'em !

 

 


Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

You should have, unless your income was high enough to disqualify you.

 

I used mine to replace the clutch in my car. But afterwards, I read one of Boilerman's rants about "free shit," and I was so filled with remorse that I deliberately drove it into a tree.


I didn't get one because I worked really hard for a long time.  I'm now a slacker, but still getting paid too much to qualify.  If I got it, I'd spend it happily although government shouldn't be doing it.  Short term gain at the cost of our kids/grandkids.

Originally posted by: Boilerman

I didn't get one because I worked really hard for a long time.  I'm now a slacker, but still getting paid too much to qualify.  If I got it, I'd spend it happily although government shouldn't be doing it.  Short term gain at the cost of our kids/grandkids.


Do your kids/grandkids know that you're a racist?

Originally posted by: Vegas Todd

Do your kids/grandkids know that you're a racist?


My kids know that there are people who call me a racist, but they know that I am not.

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