How would you run your new casino?

I've seen a few douchebags, like stupid angry Charles and idiot Tom, tell me that I'm wrong to criticize the noble casinos because I've never been the CEO of one. Ignoring their obvious political motivations, lying, and general assholery, I thought I'd ask all and sundry: if you were opening a hotel/casino in Vegas, how would you structure things? Assuming you had the requisite money and space, what would you do in terms of:

 

Accomodations 

Table games

Slots and VP

Entertainment

Restaurants

Theme (if any)

Target demographic 

Bargain/medium roller/high end

Players' club

Room pricing

 

and anything else you can think of.

 

I'd even be interested in the thoughts of our MAGA asshole scum. After all, they're casino customers, too, just like humans.

I would do close to what a Southpoint does.  But I'd not reduce slot club points like they did,  wouldn't start skimping on the promos like they have and I'd keep food prices a little closer to where they had them maybe a few years ago.  Don't cater to high rollers.  Keep the bowlers, locals and sports conventions coming in the door and keep table minimums around $10.  (there just aren't many out there like that anymore; why do you want to be like everybody else?)  

 

OK, I'm sure there are a few positive EV players that squeak out a small profit over time.  So what!  The place is packed.  They seem to do it all on massive volume instead of gouging the gambler.  Stay true to that; don't go the other way now.   

 

Now I know what some of you will say.  They can do those three things above and keep the place packed.  You may not be wrong about that and I'm sure that is what the casino mgmt is thinking in regards to those changes.  But it has to take a toll at least a little bit on their customer base.  I, for one, have started giving them less action and not staying there as often.  There must be others.  

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

I would do close to what a Southpoint does.  But I'd not reduce slot club points like they did,  wouldn't start skimping on the promos like they have and I'd keep food prices a little closer to where they had them maybe a few years ago.  Don't cater to high rollers.  Keep the bowlers, locals and sports conventions coming in the door and keep table minimums around $10.  (there just aren't many out there like that anymore; why do you want to be like everybody else?)  

 

OK, I'm sure there are a few positive EV players that squeak out a small profit over time.  So what!  The place is packed.  They seem to do it all on massive volume instead of gouging the gambler.  Stay true to that; don't go the other way now.   

 

Now I know what some of you will say.  They can do those three things above and keep the place packed.  You may not be wrong about that and I'm sure that is what the casino mgmt is thinking in regards to those changes.  But it has to take a toll at least a little bit on their customer base.  I, for one, have started giving them less action and not staying there as often.  There must be others.  


I was an AP back in the "golden era of VP"--the 90s and the 00s. But I was late to the party, as I really didn't start doing that in earnest until 2003, at which time opportunities were already starting to dry up. We were starting to see absolute freakouts by many casinos about ,25 FPDW players. They were TERRIFIED that maybe the card counter era was coming back, or something. They went full nutso, surveiling VP players, canceling players' club cards left and right without warning--the El Co and Orleans were notorious for that. If you played only on point multiplier days at Boyd, Stations, et al., your players' club membership was no more.

 

Most people aren't aware of this, but a well-known local pro named Slob Prancer was hired by the Orleans, and later, other casinos, to help them identify VP APs. Hundreds were identified and many were banned.

 

And all this effort--for what? For what? To stop people from playing a game that would net them $7 an hour if they played it fast and perfectly? It's quite reminiscent of when the casinos turned blackjack into shitjack because the bosses were seeing card counter ghosts underneath their beds.

 

The next group targeted was those who managed to show a profit from mailers and promos. The massive efforts to squelch that resulted in the alienation of thousands of ploppies for whom the bennies increased their paybacks from 90% to 91%. They got their monthly mailers with $5 free play and never came back.

 

So I'm saying, I totally agree with you. Let people win. Give them good deals. Some people may figure out a way to gain a modest advantage. Don't massacre everything that's a good deal just to stop those $7 an hour pillagers and looters.

Dedicated transportation to/from the airport, and around town too.

No smoking casino. (yeah, right)

No children casino or hotel. (yeah, right)

Affordable cafe/breakfast/sandwich type places 24/7. 

Lower volume background music in eateries and casinos.  

 

Realizing that Smoking and Children are already long established practices, make it a true luxury-atmosphere experience for the mid-roller who doesn't have to bring the whole family.  Like a kid-free cruise ship.

 

Just pipe dreams, of course, but closer to what Vegas used to be (except the non-smoking).

 

Candy


Two words:   Bob Stupak

 

dupe

 

 

Edited on Aug 21, 2025 7:27am
Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I've seen a few douchebags, like stupid angry Charles and idiot Tom, tell me that I'm wrong to criticize the noble casinos because I've never been the CEO of one. 


I've never said any such thing.  What a fucking liar.  Now I must be living rent free in Kevin's pea brain if he feels compelled to invent imaginary conversations with me..  When I write that Kevin said something, I bring the receipts.  Like the time he tried to conspire with the group here to evade Federal Income taxes like he does or worse, when he encouraged political violence by touting presidential assasination.  And he calls me angry.  I think every time he calls me angry I'll re-post his criminal level anger as a reminder of what a bad person he is.  his mother would be so proud...if he ever left the basement.

 

 

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I was an AP back in the "golden era of VP"--the 90s and the 00s. But I was late to the party, as I really didn't start doing that in earnest until 2003, at which time opportunities were already starting to dry up. We were starting to see absolute freakouts by many casinos about ,25 FPDW players. They were TERRIFIED that maybe the card counter era was coming back, or something. They went full nutso, surveiling VP players, canceling players' club cards left and right without warning--the El Co and Orleans were notorious for that. If you played only on point multiplier days at Boyd, Stations, et al., your players' club membership was no more.

 

Most people aren't aware of this, but a well-known local pro named Slob Prancer was hired by the Orleans, and later, other casinos, to help them identify VP APs. Hundreds were identified and many were banned.

 

And all this effort--for what? For what? To stop people from playing a game that would net them $7 an hour if they played it fast and perfectly? It's quite reminiscent of when the casinos turned blackjack into shitjack because the bosses were seeing card counter ghosts underneath their beds.

 

The next group targeted was those who managed to show a profit from mailers and promos. The massive efforts to squelch that resulted in the alienation of thousands of ploppies for whom the bennies increased their paybacks from 90% to 91%. They got their monthly mailers with $5 free play and never came back.

 

So I'm saying, I totally agree with you. Let people win. Give them good deals. Some people may figure out a way to gain a modest advantage. Don't massacre everything that's a good deal just to stop those $7 an hour pillagers and looters.


Hey, we totally agree on something!  - 8/21/25 (mark it down)  

Originally posted by: CharlesII

 

dupe

 

 


Once again, stupid angry Charles has nothing to contribute to a sane discussion. And he yeeps at me whenever I criticize the noble genius casino operators. He's equally offended when I criticize his orange master, a stable genius

 

Since this is an open forum, we have to expect this kind of effluent from the people who are just here to argue.

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

Hey, we totally agree on something!  - 8/21/25 (mark it down)  


I'm sure that from a simple statistical standpoint, I must also agree on something with David Miller, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Tucker Carlson.

 

Not to imply anything 😁

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