Saatire - WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Joe Biden's teleprompter resigned suddenly on Wednesday, citing a toxic work environment. The teleprompter notified the press in a public statement. The teleprompter reportedly discussed its role in speech writing, preparation, and delivery. It also commented on alleged abuse from the president in the form of inappropriate touching and verbal abuse. "I can't take it anymore," the teleprompter read. "I give him everything he needs to say and he still ignores me. He goes off-script and talks absolute nonsense. It's humiliating!" "Do you know what it's like to be completely ignored?" According to sources, representatives from CNN began crying. -- https://babylonbee.com/news/i-cant-work-with-this-man--after-repeated-gaffes-bidens-teleprompter-resigns-in-disgust
