This is da absoloot trooty troot and only a moron would disagree with me! I COMMAND you to watch dis and you will see I'm RIGHT!
WHAT???? You don't agree with dis video? You don't agree with MEEE??? Morons! Liars liars liars liars liars! WAAAAAAAH! You DEMMURCATS are destroyin da country! Liars! Morons! Morons! Liars!
Oh wait, me fergit to post da link to da video.
It no matter! Agree with me or else! Commie truth addicts! Yer destroyin da country! Liars! Morons! Morons! Liars! Liars liars liars! Morons moron morons!
Me feel better now. But not for long. Me post another video reel soon and YOU BETTER WATCH IT. Liars!
---David Miller
(now available on DVD)