...thousands of miles from the RepubliQ states where citizens still line up eagerly to lick Trump (or one of his Mini-Me's). We'll never do the stupid shit that conservitards love. (And yeah, we do have some conservitard areas/counties, where people fly TRUMP banners from their pickup trucks and have sex with livestock.)
That makes me wonder whether we want to, or should, be in the same country as all those yahoos in the Confederacy. Several recent polls show that a majority of conservitards want to secede. Why not let them? In fact, why not encourage them? We don't like or want them, and they don't like or want us.
I've traveled all over the US, and no place is nastier and more full of mean and mean-spirited people as the Deep Doo-Doo South. Texas and Florida in particular are chock full of irritated old white guys who are mad at the world because they can no longer get it up. They've managed to brainwash their "wimmenfolks" into agreeing that everything wrong with their lives is the fault of them LIBURRULS and their coddling of minorities (who should all be slaves).
And y'know what? If any of you conservitard RepubliQ assholes want to visit our fair state, you'd be very welcome. You can even spout your stupid, evil, Fox News-fed propaganda, and all we'll do is smile. We're nice here. We're not like Texas, where if you mention to someone that, say, maybe kids should be taught about slavery, you'll get gunned down in the street by a cowboy.
Come here and look around. Then go home and secede.