Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

Satire  --  MESOPOTAMIA — Onlookers erupted in shouts of ridicule for a prominent local man, as apparent idiot Noah decided to build an ark when he could have just paid more taxes to stop climate change. Despite his fellow villagers suggesting he simply pay his "fair share" in taxes to avert a potential upcoming climate catastrophe, the patriarch chose instead to invest heavily in construction materials he would use to build a gigantic boat. "What a moron," one witness said. "Look, we've all heard the rumors that something really bad is bound to happen with our climate, but we've all agreed that the best solution is to just pay more taxes and make climate change disappear. Instead of going along with that plan, ol' nincompoop Noah here would rather build an ark."https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-noah-builds-an-ark-when-he-could-have-just-paid-more-taxes-to-stop-climate-change

Is "Idiot Noah" one of Trump's Cabinet picks?

Imagine the smell inside that boat...animals plus humans.  40+ days and nights.  Maybe Noah snuck some plumbing in while he was drafting the specs.  LOL.

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What neither God nor Noah realized is that one mating pair isn't enough to sustain a species. Such a pair could have offspring, but those offspring could only mate with each other: no genetic diversity, and the species would die out very quickly. Nothing that Noah loaded onto his boat would be alive today.

Therefore, we can conclude that Noah loaded his boat with dinosaurs, sabertooth tigers, woolly mammoths, etc. That ark must have been as big as a modern aircraft carrier! Plus, how do you get a pair of woolly mammoths to climb a ramp into a boat if they don't want to?

And what do many of those animals eat? Each other! How do you keep them alive and prevent them from attacking one another for forty days and nights? Also, surely they would have needed a veterinarian at some point!

I brought up many of these points when I was eight years old (I was raised by penguins) and got sent to the principal's office for my trouble. I learned what happens to blasphemers (no recess for a week!).