It's an endless source of amusement. Boiler, Davey Dog, stupid Tommie-poo, etc. post constant diatribes about black people, brown people, gay people, transgender people, short people, left-handed people, people who don't vote like they do, people who don't think like they do, etc. etc. etc. Then, they weasel away from their bigotry, making excuses for themselves.

 

Boiler tells us about all his imaginary friends, some of whom are members of the groups he just told us he hates. Tom quotes "statistics" from one of his "sources," showing that asparagus consumption is down 14% in Nebraska (SEE?????). Davey Dog calls everyone a liar (LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR WAAAAAAAAH!).

 

I wonder why they feel the need to justify themselves. They're hateful bigots--and members of the true-bloo REPUBBLEKIN PARTY, so their hatred is welcome in their gang. Therefore, are they trying to convince US?

 

So I'm here to tell you, hateful conservitard scumbag assholes--hate away! Don't try to justify it! We know what kind of people you are. Revel in it! Wallow in it! Smear it all over yourself, like shit in the Capitol building!

 

If you don't, it'll look like you're secretly ashamed of yourselves. Oh, and Boiler, say hi to your imaginary friends for me.