I'm heading downtown to do some looting in support of social justice.

I'll have my mask and gloves, and hoping that social distancing mandates will be in force........only two looters per aisle.  I deserve a new 70 inch flat screen TV.

Naw, you're too much of a puz.

Too many scary dark folk down there for an old white man like you.

Stay racist, brah...

Don't forget to smash a few windows, burn a car or two, all the while running around shirtless,(but with a mask on), pushing a stolen shopping cart and screaming with your arms held high - you gotta fit in you know....

Mom won't let you out of the basement, so you're safe, Davie-boy.

 toad -I know you want to be there but your husband will not let you up off your knees.

You still mad because I told you that the best part of you ran down your mom's leg?

 toad asks -"You still mad because I told you that the best part of you ran down your mom's leg?"----Like I said before it was removed, I will be in Vegas the last 2 weeks of June and will be available to reply to your question then. Get permission from your husband and show up .

Get real. Your ma won't let you go to the store by yourself, so don't play tough guy here, kiddo.

Now go get your shine box, Davie-boy.

toad - Just like I thought, you have an alligator mouth and a hummingbird's ass. By the way - I don't play. Stay gutless, mouth.

Why so mad, sis?