Imagine a 2nd tRump presidency....

Rudy would be AG

MTG would be Chief of Staff

Matt Gaetz would be Sec of Venmo

Gym Jordan would be Sec of Rolled Up Sleeves

Qevin McQarthy would be Sec of Back Pimple Popping

Sloppy Steve Bannon would be Sec of Grift

Michael Flynn would be Sec of Defense

Ivanka would be 1st Daughter/wife/whore

Lauren Bimbert would be Sec of Education 

And Marjorie Greene would be Generalissimo Extraordinaire of the Jewish Space Laser Defense Force and Tiki Bar.

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