Rudy would be AG
MTG would be Chief of Staff
Matt Gaetz would be Sec of Venmo
Gym Jordan would be Sec of Rolled Up Sleeves
Qevin McQarthy would be Sec of Back Pimple Popping
Sloppy Steve Bannon would be Sec of Grift
Michael Flynn would be Sec of Defense
Ivanka would be 1st Daughter/wife/whore
Lauren Bimbert would be Sec of Education