Originally posted by: Mark
I still got to give her props. That lesbian scene she did where she stuck her nose up that other gals bare ass was really hot. I think they might have sold more tickets if they would have reenacted that photo shoot.
It's even more amazing than you think. It was Tucker Carlson's ass! Adroit camera work, a little CGI, and...voila! The Academy Awards have been decided!
The reviews are in !
Melania scores 11% on the tomato meter at RottenTomatoes.com
"The fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell." - The Guardian
"I'd rather rewatch January 6th." - Adam Olinger
"To say that Melania is a hagiography would be an insult to hagiographies. " - Hollywood Reporter
"Melania captures the proceedings with all the flair of an HGTV show." - Liz Shannon MIller
Originally posted by: PJ Stroh
The reviews are in !
Melania scores 11% on the tomato meter at RottenTomatoes.com
"The fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell." - The Guardian
"I'd rather rewatch January 6th." - Adam Olinger
"To say that Melania is a hagiography would be an insult to hagiographies. " - Hollywood Reporter
"Melania captures the proceedings with all the flair of an HGTV show." - Liz Shannon MIller
According to Reddit, it was at 7% on the tomato meter. Guess it went up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1qru26r/melania_debuts_with_7_on_rotten_tomatoes_id/
At that 7% score, Melania would be just outside the top 100 worst movies of all time, as rated by Rotten Tomatoes.
Originally posted by: Edso
At that 7% score, Melania would be just outside the top 100 worst movies of all time, as rated by Rotten Tomatoes.
Just like her hubby has nailed down the worst President of all time slot!
Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis
Just like her hubby has nailed down the worst President of all time slot!
So then would they call her the Worst Lady instead of the First Lady?
Couldn't help it. But really do feel sorry for her having to be married to the douche.
She hasn't been really been in the public eye much until this Documentary came out.
Originally posted by: Edso
So then would they call her the Worst Lady instead of the First Lady?
Couldn't help it. But really do feel sorry for her having to be married to the douche.
She hasn't been really been in the public eye much until this Documentary came out.
I don't feel sorry for her at all. She knew exactly what she was getting when she opened her legs for him. And she succeeded beyond her wildest dreams! She knew that she was marrying a rich con man and would be wearing furs. But PRESIDENT?? Even he had no idea at the time.
For her, it was like stealing a really nice car and then finding a winning lottery ticket in the glove box. She's an inspiration to trophy wives everywhere. I don't know much about her moral center or even if she has one. But her, um, career validates the concept that pussy is the most valuable currency in the world.
