Originally posted by: Mark
Rember when Shitler said he was going to cut gas prices in half? I guess he really meant he was going to double or even triple them.
No, no, no! Master plan! Trump is playing the long game!
Do a bunch of fucktard things that increase the price of gas from $3 to $6.
Wait for the effects to wear off, and for the price to return to $3.
Claim that El Turd's wisdom lowered the price from $6 to $3. Cut it in half!!!!!!
The only miscalculation was that Iran was supposed to surrender in two days. Or was it a month? Or two months? By Christmas 2028? I'm sure it's spelled out somewhere in "The Art of the Deal."