Keeper of the Royal Stool

In another thread, I alluded to Trump's lack of control of his bowels and the fact that there appears to be a person whose sole responsibility is to olfactorily monitor the Turd's turds and be prepared to clear out the room if he releases a stench.

Does anyone know what she's called other than a White House "aide"? Seems a bit above and beyond the call of duty, but maybe those who work for the Orange Pig actually enjoy the smell of his turds? That would make her job both a high honor and pleasurable.

The Keeper of the Royal Stool in England was a high-ranking member of the King's retinue. His job was to accompany the king EVERYWHERE, including the crapper. The King was never supposed to be alone, not even for a moment. And the Keeper was in charge of wiping and other bowel-assistance functions.

Thus doth history repeat itself.

I call it David Miller's dream job. They woulden't even have to pay him to sniff Trump's ass. He would jump at the chance to do it for free.

Dayum, Mark,  that's cold.  

You gotta feel for the guy. He applied for the Turd's Turds Keeper job and was rejected. Now, he's getting his ass kicked in Vegas yet again.

Sucks to be David 🤮

I remember back in the day people used to bronze baby shoes.  I'll bet if you asked, Trump would sell you his gold plated turds set up for scratch and sniff.  He's all about making a profit.

And the Keeper of the Trump Stool was one job that was immune from the DOGE cuts. The lesson is clear: the more deeply you're involved with Trump's shit, the more secure your job is.

In a way, I admire the Trump lackeys who work close to him in the White House. They just smile, nod their heads, and beep "Yes, Mister President," when they must be thinking "What an idiot/asshole" twenty times a day. I wouldn't last an hour there before telling him, "That's fucking stupid, you deranged piece of shit."