The MAGA clown car, driven by a lunatic, has crashed into a tree

It's time to sit back and assess the first three-ish months of the Turd's second reign.

I'm overjoyed.

He's fucking up left and right, making people (all over the world!) angry for no reason, breaking agreements and promises, ruining people's lives and livelihoods, pissing on our friends and allies, and starting trade wars with our closest partners. His stupid shit will make inflation skyrocket.

Remember how the Republipigs yeeped and yeeped about so-called "Bidenflation," and that was apparently the primary reason the Turd was elected--because people believed he would lower consumer prices? "I'll end inflation on Day One!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! He's done nothing to reduce consumer prices--on the contrary, his Trumpiffs will make many of the things we buy 25% more expensive! So much losing!!!!!

Millions of people who had positive feelings about the Turd are having second thoughts. Millions more who were neutral are starting to hate him. The many, many millions who already hated him are now starting to get actively angry.

His television appearances have been a disastrous clown show, with him often babbling nonsense that made even his Fox Nooze lackey interviewers look puzzled and question what he was saying. He's unable to focus his crumbling mind, and it shows. It really, really shows.

The crowning blow is going to come when he cuts Social Security and/or Medicare and Medicaid. He and MAGA keep promising he won't do that. But what's a Trump promise worth? I'll tell you what. I'll cut my throat and record it on YouTube if by Dec. 31, he hasn't slashed any of those program's benefits. Really. I'll go away forever. (Doesn't count if he croaks or has his fat head blown off by a sniper before then.)

So why am I so happy? YER GETTIN WHAT YER VOTED FOR, all you gullible dumb fuck Trump-licking buttbrained cult followers. We're all going to suffer, which is awful, but at least that includes YOU. Check back with us next month when your grocery bill is $200 larger. Or when you want to buy a car and it's $5000 more. Or you need to deal with a government agency and you can't get through on the phone or your emails go unanswered--or the agency's office is shut down.

Fuck all of you stupid MAGAs. I hope you suffer, suffer, and suffer. Especially--buyer's remorse. Dumb assholes!

(Thank you, Millerscum, in advance, for your dumbass vitriolic response that will reinforce everything I've just said.)