Media Warn Florida Hurricane May Hamper Ongoing Trump Assassination Attempts

Satire - With only a little more than a month left before election day, any opportunities potential assassins may have to kill Trump were likely to be hindered by the arrival of the dangerous storm. "State officials are advising people to stay indoors and not to leave their homes for any reason, even to assassinate Donald Trump," said NBC's Lester Holt during his nightly report. "At this rate, it's looking like no one will be able to attempt to kill Trump for at least the next several days," Rachel Maddow said on her program. "We can add yet another casualty to the ever-rising death toll of climate change: democracy." During a live CNN roundtable, Van Jones lamented the untold damage caused by Hurricane Helene, including but not limited to, its effect on the coming presidential election. "This is election interference!" Jones said. "This ruins any chance Democrats had of a free and fair assassination season." - https://babylonbee.com/news/media-warn-florida-hurricane-may-hamper-ongoing-trump-assassination-attempts

There's lots of time left.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

There's lots of time left.


          For us to meet....

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