Not getting as much press coverage as it should: Trump sent ICE agents to zoos all over the country to scoop up penguins, all of which, Trump proclaimed, "Are obviously foreigners and here illegally." He then had them loaded on a troop ship and taken to the American base at McMurdo Sound, where they were given uniforms (cute hats!) and told to patrol the area.
Trump announced the success of the operation, noting "The yuge drop in the Antarctica murder rate" since the arrival of the Penguin Patrol. "And we can pay them in fish!" he added.