My negro friend is now living with me.... a few days later than expexted.

I'm joking when calling my friend Tanzania Dom a negro, because he would allow me to yank the chain of Kevin...and a limited few others who regularly have called me a racist.  Dom will be with me from today until Feb 1 when he flies Kilmanjero.....which if you racists didn't catch, is in Tanzania.  He will return, and then live with me until he's able to buy a new home and move into his nearby joint.

 

Racists.....live on.

Boiler's Imaginary Friends, Episode Twelve.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Boiler's Imaginary Friends, Episode Twelve.


  Typical dismissive garbage from Lying Lewis...

Originally posted by: David Miller

  Typical dismissive garbage from Lying Lewis...


I'm not the one telling stories of his imaginary friends. Why aren't you calling Boiler a liar liar liar liar liar?

 

You shortbus guys are pathetic. Now, call me a liar liar liar liar liar, because you have a pathological need to always have the last word.

 

Oh, and Boiler...there's nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. I had one when I was three years old.


Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I'm not the one telling stories of his imaginary friends. Why aren't you calling Boiler a liar liar liar liar liar?

 

You shortbus guys are pathetic. Now, call me a liar liar liar liar liar, because you have a pathological need to always have the last word.

 

Oh, and Boiler...there's nothing wrong with having imaginary friends. I had one when I was three years old.


    I believe that Boiler does have actual, real living friends - while you, lying Lewis confess to only having one imaginary friend - who, like every living person who has had the misfortune to meet you, wants nothing to do with you.

Originally posted by: David Miller

    I believe that Boiler does have actual, real living friends - while you, lying Lewis confess to only having one imaginary friend - who, like every living person who has had the misfortune to meet you, wants nothing to do with you.


Oh, I'm sure he does have real friends. It's just the imaginary ones that he wants to tell us about.

 

Look at what you said just after that and maybe you'll see how little sense it makes. You were too blinded by your need to bleat to talk coherently.

Kevin, I have a question and a proposal.  Do you trust PJ, and how much would you like to bet that my black friend Dom is living with me?  You might recall, PJ and I live 10-15 minutes apart, and I certainly could arrange a meeting.  You and I could both send money to PJ in advance, and he can pay the winner of the bet.....Kevin claiming that I don't have a black man living with me.

 

I'll buy PJ his fill of drinks during this meeting.

 

 

Edited on Jan 7, 2024 6:36am
Originally posted by: Boilerman

Kevin, I have a question and a proposal.  Do you trust PJ, and how much would you like to bet that my black friend Dom is living with me?  You might recall, PJ and I live 10-15 minutes apart, and I certainly could arrange a meeting.  You and I could both send money to PJ in advance, and he can pay the winner of the bet.....Kevin claiming that I don't have a black man living with me.

 

I'll buy PJ his fill of drinks during this meeting.

 

 


If you want to meet with him, go ahead. I won't get involved. I don't care who you're living with.

 

And Boiler...you're allowed to have imaginary friends!

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

If you want to meet with him, go ahead. I won't get involved. I don't care who you're living with.

 

And Boiler...you're allowed to have imaginary friends!


  Classic example of "crawfishing" - to wit - " What is the urban dictionary definition of crawfishing? The urban dictionary defines the action or verb to “CRAWFISH” as: Craw*Fish (Verb) To back up, move backwards, retreat from a position, to deny a statement, to go back on your word - generally a southern term. “He crawfished on the bet.”  - by Lying Lewis - as expected.

I believe Boiler. He has known this guy for years.

Edited on Jan 7, 2024 10:05am
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