Well, it's pretty obvious that the Republican "ignore it, open up, and it'll go away" plan isn't working. I have a way to fix things:
1. Keep everybody going with stimulus checks, etc. Go deep into hock if we have to. Our credit is good and our economy is fundamentally strong.
2. Blue-wave the Republicans into the dumpster of history. That means getting rid of not only Trump, but also his enablers, lackeys, goons, stooges, and cronies. Plus all the incompetent, corrupt pieces of filth he's appointed to government positions.
3. Tax the living shit out of the rich and corporations, to make up for the presents they've gotten because of Trump's tax cuts. That will help pay down the debt acquired by #1.
4. Have Eric Trump eaten by a Siberian tiger on live pay-per-view TV. Sponsored by Purina Cat Chow. (You know how much he loves wildlife!)
The one thing that will save us is that the elections are only a few months away. Then we can respond to the pandemic using SCIENCE---you know, that thing that the Republicans are against.
