New Drinking Game

During the Covid19 press conferences, when the ''president'' starts rambling on with his usual nothingness and he uttrers the following words, you take a drink of your favorite adult beverage. 

#1 Tremendous

#2 Strong

#3 Incredible

#4 Powerful

Cheers!

So, why do you watch?

Skip those.  Watch Washington Journal Primetime on C SPAN, 7 PM central time.  Lots of learned Covid-19 information without superlatives.  And without Trump.  

''So, why do you watch?''

To play the game?

Gotta have some fun now that my May Vegas trip has been cancelled and I work from home.

Holy crap!! You would never be sober!

Do you really think it's possible to watch ANY news program for two minutes without seeing Trump's fat face? I mean, every day at his mini-campaign rally, he spouts some sedulous nonsense pulled out of his ass, and for the next several hours, the airwaves are filled with "Was he serious??" and "Can he DO that??"

It's also a sad reality that the Orange Orangutan has tremendous influence on whatever happens, including whether the experts are actually listened to. The wise people pontificating on C-SPAN are continually "trumped" by a narcissistic psychopath in an orange fright wig.

Ha Ha Ha - you get more idiotic with each passing day - if one could believe that was possible.

Yeah, Kevin.   Washington Journal Primetime is not the program for  you.  Don't waste your time.  No Trump on it.   I thought I mentioned that.

My point, Candy, which you missed as you so often do, is that the news is inescapably ABOUT Trump even if his fat face isn't on the screen.

On behalf of my deceased friend, whom you insulted and blamed for his own death, fuck you, and shove a MAGA hat up your ass, you Trump-loving evil scumbag.

For the adults here, get your favorite beverege ready.

The rest of you can just snuggle up with Trumpy Bear.