New federal job opportunities! Boots and high heels on the ground in Iran

By several think-tank estimates, we will need a permanent military presence of at least 100,000 soldiers to occupy and pacify Iran. It's a big country, and to put it mildly, not everyone there likes us. 🙄

But in addition, we will need civilian support personnel. While the soldiers will handle the looting, the shooting, and the gathering up of young girls for the Epstein Memorial Rape Camp, there will be the usual need for logistical support, clerical and accounting, food provision, transport, etc. etc. These tasks have always been done by civilian as well as military personnel, for instance on military bases.

And guess what, boys and girls! Last month alone, we had 92,000 more people suddenly looking for work! Extrapolate that, and we'll have well over a million potential federal employees to help occupy and subdue Iran. Even if 10% of them get shot by snipers or knifed in an alley, that's still 900,000+ people to ship the loot to Mar El Asshole and inspect all the captive girls to see if they're virgins (Trump says they taste better).

Fascism! It's a growth industry!

Where do I sign up?  Sounds like fun.   Who's with me?

I think Trump finally realizes how bad he screwed up. It was a ridiculous assumption that if you bombed Iran, the citizens would rise up and overthrow their current government.

So now we have a new leader that was the old leader's son and by all accounts is worse than his father. He is motivated for a long war as Trump killed his entire family.

Trump is not going to be able to simply stop bombing missions and declare mission accomplished.  

He either commits ground troops to a very long high casualty war or lets Iran continue to block the flow of oil for the indefinite future. 

The only out I see other than a full on invasion is surrendering to Iran and making major concessions. Yeah, it was that big of a F up. In fact one of the biggest F ups in the history of the United States. 

So even if the Turd wanted to fix the worst consequence of his stupid war--the blocking of the Straight of Hormuz--it would take a massive military presence and the expenditure of billions of dollars. And I'm not sure we even have the capability to make that passage safe for tankers, given that Iran could fire missiles from multiple locations.

The only other alternative other than a long, bloody all-out war? Humble pie and an apology to Iran. And that ain't never gonna happen.

The Turd didn't think this through--he never does--and we are all suffering the consequences of his idiocy.

Let's hear from Tom with a Tom-stat like the price of coconuts in North Dakota.

Talk on economics.School bombing?