No need to evacuate! Climate change is a liberal hoax!!!

I really, really want to see all the MAGAs put their money where their mouths are and stay home and ride out Hurricane Milton. After all, this can't really be happening, right? MTG tells us that Jews control the weather. So of course, they're going to stop the storm at the last minute, right? There are a lot of Jews in Florida!!!

It's obviously all a liberal conspiracy to force us to buy electric cars and build wind farms to destroy populations of migrating grackles.

Oddly enough, I had a conversation at work today with someone that sincerely believed "they" were controlling the weather so Trump would lose. 😆 

Really? Did you ask them how "they" are able to do that?

Also, maybe you ought to ask them why they thought that hurricanes hitting Florida would be detrimental to Trump's chances. Wouldn't the liberal conspiracy be better off having them hit Georgia or North Carolina, which are swing states?

Oh, wait...NORTH CAROLINA!!!!! It's all so clear now! Oh my God!

Wow, them liberals sure is crafty!!

He said they had lazers that they aimed at the clouds. He said the other motivation was to steal the Lithium so they could make more electric cars.

 What I would have said if I wasn't working was why don't you give them some lithium from your supply so they don't have to steal it.