Here's the beauty of the Georgia indictments: no Presidential pardon will be available--that only applies to federal crimes. And Georgia law says that a convicted criminal must serve five years before even applying for a pardon--and then it goes before a board, not a single elected official.
There might be a jurisdictional tussle among all the states where Trump committed crimes and the feds. Given that a defendant has the right to be present at his own trial, the Orange Turd might get some paid vacays from his Georgia prison cell.
He'll probably be provided some extra conveniences, and isolated from the general population, but he'll still be bored, and I doubt that he'll have internet access. They won't let him have any teenage girls to rape. The worst part for him is he'll be isolated and there will be no one there to adore him.
I might ask to visit him, just to say "Hi."
