"Nothing can penetrate our great wall."--Satire

EL PASO, TX — Discarded U-Haul trucks abandoned by Californians immigrating to Texas have been repurposed as over 600 miles of new border wall along the America/Mexico border. Governor Greg Abbott confirmed that the wall is already cutting down on illegal immigration and California immigration since they've refused to send trucks back to California. "The state has been inundated with an influx of U-Hauls because of all the Californians leaving their state," said Henry Gugelface, lead engineer of the Texas border wall project. "We were hesitant to send the trucks back to California because we are so tired of Californians -- https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-builds-600-miles-of-border-wall-using-u-haul-trucks-from-californiaTexas Builds 600 Miles Of Border Wall Using U-Haul Trucks From California

No sane Californian has moved to Texas in the last 50 years, except for accused child molesters fleeing prosecution.

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