Now for a little humor

Adam & Eve-https://www.facebook.com/FansBillyConnolly/videos/1308568276200131/

Speaking of jokes...

 

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/brian-harrison-dog-breeder-coronavirus

Forgive me if I've already told this joke, my memory is slipping.

 

A plane is going down. They're 4 people on board. Donald Trump, Gov. Cuomo, the Pope and a 12 year old girl.  There is only 3 parachutes.  Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and says, I'm the smartest man alive so I must get a parachute and jumps from the plane. The Pope grabs a parachute and says, I'm the world's spiritual leader so I must get a parachute and jumps from the plane. Gov. Cuomo tells the girl to take the last parachute and he'll sacrafice himself so she can live.  She says not to worry, there are two parachutes left, the smartest man alive grabbed my backpack.

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