Now that's what I call a lot of happy endings every single day!

Good doggy! You're obedient. Here's a treat for you! Who's a good boy?

Kevin's Linq stinqs is certainly not a crossword puzzle.  I was merely trying to provide an example of words/phrases/grammar/language, used for purposes other than in a scholarly submission.  If one doesn't do crosswords, NTTAWWT, my inclusion of the use of the question mark turns out to be, for you, a distraction from my effort to clarify.  No intense offended (word reversal for the purpose of humor. BTW).

So...nevermind.  Please.

Candy

Candy, I doubt that he's actually so obtuse as to need this explained to him. He's a nasty person with a dark and twisted worldview, but he's not stupid.

My responses to this topic remain firm. 

We're all very impressed by your steadfastness.

None of us are impressed with your ignorance and lies.

My goal is not to impress you. In fact, if I did impress you, I'd be seriously worried, since the people who impress you are traitors, rapists, thieves, and con artists.

OK, forget "impressed". Your ignorance, lying and lies are undisputed.

Actually, you're the only one who constantly accuses me of, as you put it, "lying and lies" (are they not the same thing???). Even if you label those accusations as "undisputed," they're nothing more than one person's utterances. And since that one person is you, and you're a worthless little barky dog, they're useless as well.

And really, Little Barky Dog, "ignorant" doesn't mean "disagrees with David Miller." You need to consult a dictionary. I know you're capable of doing that.

And don't poop on the lawn!

I am not the only one. What I say about your lying is not an accusation, it is fact. Anyone who has read your garbage will concur with what I have said.