He's grown bored with his Turd War, so he's surrendering and proclaiming victory...we all knew that was coming. But now, what will he do next to amuse himself? Start another war somewhere else? Build himself some more multi-billion dollar monuments? Hunt down some more brown people? Armed invasion of another blue state? Open up the long-awaited Epstein Memorial Rape Camp? Or some other perverse, horridly expensive, and stupid move that violates both the Constitution and common decency?
Maybe some relatively harmless ego-stroking exercise, like his crude cage match at the White House? Maybe he'll make himself Head Judge at the Miss Adolescent Beauty Pageant? Put his face on every communion wafer fed to Catholics? Get his lackeys in the House to pass a bill renaming Washington, DC to "Trump City"?
Or something far more stupid and costly?