Oregon plans to accept red state refugees

We'll welcome you with open arms! Many of you have valuable skills, such as shining up guns with your tongues.

The only requirement is that before we let you in, you have to burn your red MAGA baseball cap in front of witnesses.

I thought you were out seceeding from the union somewhere? Mighty gracious of ya to take in all these  cowboys.

We're going to need somebody to haul the trash and dig the ditches. And the offer will stand whether we're a part of the US or of Pacifica.

Plenty of room for settlers, too. The eastern two-thirds of the state (east of the Cascades) is quite empty. The climate is harsh there, but there's plenty of room for hootin' an' hollerin' and sheep-fuckin'. Our livestock get lonely and horny, and cowboys can help with that.

Another mutual benefit is that if and when Trump sends the military after us (which he'll eventually do whether we secede or not), our transplanted MAGA goobers can just haul out their arsenals from their basements and start blazing away. Even a loyal Trump army will lose their appetite for invasion really quickly.

And the final touch--those poor goobers who have been drinking Bud and Miller Lite all their lives (since they were toddlers) will get to try our fine craft beers.

No real Americans with a lick of sense care to move to your liberal shithole. 

I dunno. These guys are good with ropes, and many have their own remuda of horseflesh. They're good at dragging things. You might wanna keep your eyes peeled and your sheep protected. Men are men and, subsequently,  sheep occasionally get nervous. Might be a long harsh winter, ya know? These guys often thrive on inherent common sense, too; you might not comprehend their ways and intent which could lead to one or more forms of cornfusion.

I thought you racist liberals were importing the 3rd world to pick your crops since no one else will other than my brown brothers from the south.

I think Trump will just let your kind simmer in your festering toilet until the smart ones leave and the rest of you get flushed into the ocean by a Cascadia tsunami.  Though I will feel bad for you all, I'll feel worse about the immense pollution you'll cause in the ocean and the destruction of the delicious oyster beds.

"Inherent common sense."

Trump voters.

I see a contradiction. That said, those who show up at Oregon's borders might be the ones who don't want to wallow in the pigsty that will be Trump's AMURRICA. That would qualify as inherent common sense 

Really, is there any act, in any context, more stupid than voting for Trump? Setting fire to yourself, maybe--but at least that act hurts only you.

The sheep are usually in the barn this time of year, so them immigrant cowboys can recreate with them without the intrusion of prying eyes.

We welcome migrant workers in OR and WA, because our crops are labor-intensive but only for a few weeks each. The harvest period moves gradually north and the workers follow. We provide temporary housing at every harvesting area. They're well paid and receive free medical care and their children can go to school. It's a great system and benefits everyone.

If Trump's goons invade and decimate our workforce, our fruit and vegetable crops will rot. Then you MAGAs will whine about the $5 apples at the grocery store.

I have to admit OR and WA have some great produce, wine, dairy and oysters.  But I guess we'll have to wait and see if you can continue to exploit the 3rd world for profit.

This is a pretty disgusting personal attack to falsely accuse a board member of a rape conviction.  In Nevada it could be considered a criminal offense.

NRS 200.510 - When is “Libel” a crime in Nevada?

I'm shocked Anthony Curtis allows you to post such a malicious lie on his website.  I guess all of the other liberals here just think it's funny to accuse someone of a violent crime.  If you don't think that way say something.