Gun merchant: Hello, sir, can I help you?
Crazy goober: Gimme a gun.
GM: Certainly, sir, what kind of gun?
CG: One that gonna kill lotsa people.
GM: I have just the thing for you. How about the Mass Killer XZ-5000? Fires 400 rounds a minute.
CG: OK, me take it.
GM: Well, just a minute, I have to ask you some questions.
CG: OK.
GM: Why are you buying a gun?
CG: Me want one.
GM: Okay, then! Can I see some ID?
CG: OK.
GM: Hmmm. "Joe Jones" from Wichita Falls, Florida. Welcome to Kentucky, Mr. Jones.
CG: Thank you. Me get gun now? Here my money.
GM: Sure, but don't you want some ammo?
CG: Oh, yeah.
GM: I recommend the hollow-point. Much more killing power.
CG: OK, gimme five thousand rounds.
GM: That comes to...$750 altogether.
CG: Here money.
GM: Thank you for your business, sir.
CG: You welcome. Me go kill people now.
GM: Where?
CG: Me dunno. Me not decide yet.
GM: Well, thanks for your business, and have a nice day!