Overheard at the local coffee shop

I'm temporarily in a very very very conservative area. The local Gun Love Cafe makes a mean omelet. I call them that because the first thing you see when you walk inside is a poster with a gun pointing right at you.

 

I'd like to share the following overheard conversation (earlier today):

 

Goober A: The deficit is $1 trillion! Damn Biden.

Goober B: Well, it was a lot bigger last year.

Goober C: Yeah, I think it was $2.7 trillion.

Goober A: Damn Biden.

Goober C: Supposed to be because of all the stimulus money.

Goober A: Yeah, Biden and his socialist nonsense.

Goober B: Actually, the deficit in 2021 was because of programs passed during the Trump...

Goober A: Yeah, a trillion dollars. Damn Democrats.

Goober B (to Goober A): Actually, that was...

Goober C: I was really helped by the stimulus money. Helped us keep the shop open.

Goober A: Damn Biden socialism.

Goober B (to Goober A): You know a smaller deficit is better, right?

Goober A: Whatever. It's all Biden's fault. He stole the election.

Goobers B and C: Could we get the check, please?

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I'm temporarily in a very very very conservative area. The local Gun Love Cafe makes a mean omelet. I call them that because the first thing you see when you walk inside is a poster with a gun pointing right at you.

 

I'd like to share the following overheard conversation (earlier today):

 

Goober A: The deficit is $1 trillion! Damn Biden.

Goober B: Well, it was a lot bigger last year.

Goober C: Yeah, I think it was $2.7 trillion.

Goober A: Damn Biden.

Goober C: Supposed to be because of all the stimulus money.

Goober A: Yeah, Biden and his socialist nonsense.

Goober B: Actually, the deficit in 2021 was because of programs passed during the Trump...

Goober A: Yeah, a trillion dollars. Damn Democrats.

Goober B (to Goober A): Actually, that was...

Goober C: I was really helped by the stimulus money. Helped us keep the shop open.

Goober A: Damn Biden socialism.

Goober B (to Goober A): You know a smaller deficit is better, right?

Goober A: Whatever. It's all Biden's fault. He stole the election.

Goobers B and C: Could we get the check, please?


Damn Biden - for sure.

Originally posted by: David Miller

Damn Biden - for sure.


That's what Goober A said. He blamed Biden for the reduction in the deficit. Until his buddies explained to him that it's a good thing. At which point he recanted.

 

Are you similarly stupid? Yes, you are!

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

That's what Goober A said. He blamed Biden for the reduction in the deficit. Until his buddies explained to him that it's a good thing. At which point he recanted.

 

Are you similarly stupid? Yes, you are!


     Your made up list is just more of the ignorant lies that you spew without any proof.


Originally posted by: David Miller

     Your made up list is just more of the ignorant lies that you spew without any proof.


I'll refer to you from now on as "Goober D."

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I'll refer to you from now on as "Goober D."


   And you are "Asshole #1".

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