Hello everyone. I hope you're having a nice day and all.
I really appreciate any honest, reasonable feedback on this topic.
Since my views are far to the right of Joe McCarthy, I'm profoundly distressed that I might vote for that liar Joe Biden over Donald Trump in 2024. I mean Joe has been a proven career liar who has plagiarized others for decades in his bullshit speeches. Plus, he's a prick Democrat - those stupid liberal dreamers who want to reallocate resources from the rich to others who don't want to work.
But for me, it comes down to this - Biden is an old fart who lies like that group of old-timers who gather at the McDonald's down the block. You know the group - they bring their own coffee cakes and sit in there all morning getting their senior coffee refills over and over again. They brag and argue with each over everything, trying to prove who is the most worldly of the bunch. They finally leave when the old ball and chain tells them to get their asses home.
But Trump, he's a secret communist far left of Joe Biden. Proof, you ask? Weekly World News, National Enquirer and all sorts of other credible journalistic sources owned by prominent conservative Rupert Murdoch have reported on Trump for decades. Just a sampling of stories includes: 1. Trump switching his party affiliation multiple times from Republican to Democrat and back again, 2. Trump saying wonderful things about evil President Bill Clinton during the time Bill was getting blowjobs from that intern, 3. Trump attending Chelsea Clinton's wedding, 4. Bill and Hillary Clinton attending Trump's wedding to Melania. You can Google pictures of this stuff if you are unsure if you should trust the National Enquirer. Heck, the final kicker for me is that Trump as president encouraged and signed off on all those massive Covid relief checks to everyone who wasn't rich - Fricken communist traitor, mf-er.
Lastly, the tiebreaker really comes down to faith. Since both men are dishonest and corrupt, Joe probably gets my vote because he seems to not break all the Ten Commandments. While he might be a phony Catholic, he at least attends mass every Sunday for show. Trump on the other ✋️, well I guess he might be the second coming of Christ - but I need your assistance in helping me understand that before I vote.
Please help.
