We all know that when David Miller gets ass-reamed in Vegas, he comes here and makes dozens, or even hundreds, of Fakebook bitch-posts. This latest foray has been a record-setter: well over 100 threads started (though all about the exact same thing, essentially). So his butt-blasting must have been especially thorough, leaving him walking bow-legged and especially nasty (he's been even more of am obnoxious cocksucker than usual).
So whaddya think? He's a .25 player, so I open the bidding at minus $2300. A good solid royal rectal reaming.