The President's checking account number and routing number is...

...all over the internet, thanks to his genius press secretary. Only the best people, right?

 

Sadly for criminals, Trump is probably broke, so it isn't much of an opportunity.

Yeah, but for someone who stole $393 million from US citizens for his personal use, whatever might be in his checking account is chump change.

 

Also, he's more likely to have anonymous donors sending contributions to his account, like that seven dollars that a Trumper found in the pockets of a girl he raped, than to have any fraudulent attacks on it.

 

And whenever he needs spending money, he just bellows at his aides to empty out their pockets.

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