Quick emergency does anybody know what town in Texas David Miller lives in?

https://www.newsweek.com/facebook-down-not-working-error-query-12065443

 

Facebook has gone down and David Miller's brain has quit working.

 

 

We need to call his local PD so they can do wellness check.  Can he even breathe without FB?

 

 

 

 

 

Edited on Jun 12, 2026 7:20am

I think he's in the Houston area. Maybe we can get Ted "Cancun" Cruz to check on him...

Originally posted by: black jack

I think he's in the Houston area. Maybe we can get Ted "Cancun" Cruz to check on him...


Bum Fuck, Texas is a community of 135 people, 2,500 cows, and approximately 10,000 swine. It's located roughly halfway between El Paso and San Antonio, in a sparely populated part of the state known colloquially as "The Desert Shithole." Bum Fuck is known for its signature cuisine, which includes pig manure coffee and the Texas Dirt Burrito.

 

Notable alumni include Brambles McFly, a serial rapist now serving a life sentence, and "Pudge" Bilgewater, inventor of the lead balloon.

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